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Un polițist ajunge acasă, iar soția îl roagă să schimbe un bec la lustra din sufragerie. Acesta ia un bec, se urcă pe masă și își vede de treabă.
Soția îl vede și îi reproșează furioasă:
– Te-ai urcat așa pe masă? Trebuie să pui o hârtie sau un plastic…
Polițistul îi răspunde senin:
– Lasă, dragă, că ajung și așa!
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