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În avion, pilotul vorbeşte cu copilotul:
– După ce pasagerii primesc prânzul, mă duc să fac dragoste cu stewardesa aia blondă! Preiei tu controlul, da? Nu lipsesc mai mult de 10 minute.
Stewardesa aude şi fuge să-i spună pilotului că a uitat microfonul deschis şi se aude în tot avionul. Pe la jumătatea aeronavei, o bătrână o oprește:
– Ce fugi aşa, domnişoară? N-auzi că mai întâi trebuie să ne dai prânzul?
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