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Soldatul Bulă, la o simulare de atac aerian. După câteva comenzi neexecutate de Bulă, căpitanul strigă:
– Avioane inamice la joasă înălțime!
Tot plutonul ia poziția regulamentară, numai Bulă ia poziția de drepți în mijlocul câmpului.
Căpitanul:
– Ce faci, Bulă? Ai înnebunit? Adăpostește-te!
Bulă:
– Mă adăpostesc sub un copac.
Căpitanul:
– Dar unde vezi tu copaci, Bulă?
Bulă:
– Dar unde vedeți dumneavoastră avioane inamice?
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