Cancan.ro
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://www.promotor.ro/wp-content/uploads/sfm/2024/11/1571380236/9a2d8f1a86cbcb88e353e0c94fd4ea75-o.jpg)
:format(webp)/https%3A%2F%2Fwww.promotor.ro%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2011%2F03%2Fbancul-zilei-promotor-2-1280x720-1.jpg)
Soldatul Bulă, la o simulare de atac aerian. După câteva comenzi neexecutate de Bulă, căpitanul strigă:
– Avioane inamice la joasă înălțime!
Tot plutonul ia poziția regulamentară, numai Bulă ia poziția de drepți în mijlocul câmpului.
Căpitanul:
– Ce faci, Bulă? Ai înnebunit? Adăpostește-te!
Bulă:
– Mă adăpostesc sub un copac.
Căpitanul:
– Dar unde vezi tu copaci, Bulă?
Bulă:
– Dar unde vedeți dumneavoastră avioane inamice?
Citește și:
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://www.promotor.ro/wp-content/uploads/sfm/2024/11/1571298357/03b317fad587dd05b7b09ff04920ddc7-o.jpg)
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://www.promotor.ro/wp-content/uploads/sfm/2024/11/1687507354/eae3742205abedb6b7fb124335d32eb2-o.jpg)
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://www.promotor.ro/wp-content/uploads/sfm/2024/11/1571298383/c60edcdcfaa76f7be5273639820c264c-o.jpg)
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://www.promotor.ro/wp-content/uploads/sfm/2024/11/1571297711/ab60f715638639feac5dc157f8c3e158-o.jpg)
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://www.promotor.ro/wp-content/uploads/sfm/2024/11/1571380247/188565cbb23072314e0f46f0b0adbad7-o.jpg)
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://www.promotor.ro/wp-content/uploads/sfm/2024/11/1571298467/abff78e089a84c6d13346297d8388978-o.jpg)
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://www.promotor.ro/wp-content/uploads/sfm/2024/11/1639060551/6973ec0600dbe4c98ddf3507005496ef-o.jpg)
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://www.promotor.ro/wp-content/uploads/sfm/2024/11/1639065587/cf41e899b570ec8d5e27d9421b25211d-o.jpg)
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://www.promotor.ro/wp-content/uploads/sfm/2024/11/1603898712/067b1cdafc8f30f1ce6e9238b95e417e-o.png)
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://www.promotor.ro/wp-content/uploads/sfm/2024/11/1589869959/acb1d13904a8809491e3cd9106a6685b-o.jpg)
:format(webp)/https%3A%2F%2Fwww.promotor.ro%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2024%2F09%2Ftest-drive-bmw-it-m70-2.jpg)
:format(webp)/https%3A%2F%2Fwww.promotor.ro%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2024%2F11%2Fdacia-logan-transformata-intr-un-adevarat-off-roader-de-un-artist-roman-1.jpg)
:format(webp)/https%3A%2F%2Fwww.promotor.ro%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2024%2F06%2Fworkers-changing-wheels-at-the-car-service-2023-11-27-05-10-36-utc.jpg)
:format(webp)/https%3A%2F%2Fwww.promotor.ro%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2023%2F08%2FSandero-7.png)
:format(webp)/https%3A%2F%2Fwww.promotor.ro%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2024%2F11%2Ftren-1.jpg)
:format(webp)/https%3A%2F%2Fwww.promotor.ro%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2024%2F07%2Fford-explorer-acum-in-format-pur-electric-noul-suv-a-fost-desenat-de-un-designer-roman-video-48.jpg)
:format(webp)/https%3A%2F%2Fwww.promotor.ro%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2024%2F11%2Fhyundai-ioniq-9-debuteaza-oficial-ce-ofera-cel-mai-mare-suv-electric-al-coreenilor-galerie-foto-3.jpg)
:format(webp)/https%3A%2F%2Fwww.promotor.ro%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2024%2F11%2Fparapete.jpg)