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Un mecanic auto ajunge în cer și i se plânge Sfântului Petru:
– Spune, Sfântule Petru, este corect? Cum să mor atât de tânăr? Am doar 35 de ani!
Sfântul își verifică notițele, se uită mirat la el și îi spune:
– Da, dar uite,noi am adunat toate orele de manoperă de pe chitanțele eliberate de tine și reiese că ai 90 de ani!
Bancul zilei – Pe Transfăgărășan urca o mașină în marșarier
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