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Un şofer gonea cu 150 km/oră. Vede girofarul unei maşini de poliţie în oglindă şi accelerează. După o vreme, vede că nu poate scăpa de poliţist şi trage pe dreapta.
Poliţistul îi spune:
– Am avut o zi groaznică şi vreau sa ajung acasă liniştit. Dar mi-a plăcut urmărirea. Aşa că zi-mi o scuză bună şi te las să pleci.
– Acum trei săptămâni, nevastă-mea a fugit cu un poliţist, zice şoferul. Când te-am văzut în spate, am crezut că vrei să mi-o aduci înapoi.
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