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La postul comunal de poliție se prezintă un individ cu aripa maşinii înfundată.
– Domnule polițist, aveţi vaci negre în satul acesta?
– Din câte ştiu eu, nu.
– Dar capre negre?
– Nu, nu cred.
– Cai negri?
– Nu. De ce întrebaţi?
– Înseamnă că am lovit un popă.
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