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– Buna ziua! Numele meu este Ion Cretu si sunt negociator de la Politie, am fost trimis sa discut cu tine. Ce s-a întâmplat? De ce te-ai urcat pe acoperis la supermarket?
– O astept pe nevasta-mea!
– Hai sa discutam pâna vine ea… Nu ar fi cazul sa faci vreun gest necugetat… Nu te arunca, îti promit ca vom rezolva orice problema…
– Nu ma arunc, domnule! N-auzi ca o astept pe nevasta-mea? Lasa-ma în pace!
– Pai acolo sus?
– Da! Aici sunt în siguranta! Vine cu masina!
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